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Minnesota Described Perfectly by Jeff Foxworthy
We've all heard his famous "You May be a Redneck" jokes. I saw a post on Facebook with a spot on description of Minnesota - "you might live in Minnesota." I feel like the only thing he missed is if you break out the flip-flops as soon the temp is above freezing, you may live in Minnesota. Here are some of my faves:
- If you've switched from heat to AC in the same day and back again, you may live in Minnesota.
- If driving is better in the winter because potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Minnesota.
- If someone in Home Depot offers you assistance but doesn't even work there, you may live in Minnesota.
- If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Minnesota.
- If you have more miles on your snowblower than your car, you may live in Minnesota.
- If you design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Minnesota.
- If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Minnesota.
- If you've had a lengthy phone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you may live in Minnesota.
- If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Minnesota.
- If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Minnesota.
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