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Ten Great Insults for the Minnesota Snowstorm Today!
Its April and winter storm Wesley is coming. More snow up north, more rain and snow mixed down here. If you think this storm is just a bad joke, here are 10 of my best snowstorm insults!
- That snowstorm is so dumb...((how dumb is it?)) It ate itself for dinner and gave itself frostbite.
- That snowstorm is so dumb...((how dumb is it?)) It cut itself on an icicle.
- That snowstorm is so dumb...((how dumb is it?)) it thinks the only cereal it can have for breakfast is Frosted Flakes.
- That snowstorm is so dumb...((how dumb is it?)) It wears boots so it doesn't catch a cold.
- That snowstorm is so dumb...((how dumb is it?)) It wears boots cuz it doesn't like to go brrrrrrfooted.
- That snowstorm is so dumb...((how dumb is it?)) When someone said to it, "Hey Blizzard, let's Netflix and Chill" it took the TV and Roku outside.
- That snowstorm is so dumb...((how dumb is it?)) It thinks sitting down too long will give you Polaroids.
- That snowstorm is so dumb...((how dumb is it?)) It got angry and had a temper tantrum. It was a real meltdown.
- That snowstorm is so dumb...((how dumb is it?)) It lies all the time. What a flake!
- That snowstorm is so dumb...((how dumb is it?)) It actually calls its kids CHILLdren.
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