It's got to be tough to be this wanted in life. One Minnesota man is so wanted that a Minnesota Sheriff's Office penned a poem/love note to him, just in time for Valentine's Day. The Chisago County Sheriff's Office wrote the 'love' note to someone they want to spend some quality time with, and they are hoping by showing this person some online affection they will come out from hiding.
The post from the Chisago County Sheriff's Office reads:
If anyone knows the whereabouts of Donald, please contact us at 651-257-4100. We have a letter that we are eager for him to read...
Valentine's Day is closing in on us, and we want you to know that your local Sheriff’s Office has been Thinkin’ Bout You. Let’s not keep secrets here…We Belong Together. This isn’t the first time you’ve had a warrant or committed a crime. Time After Time you've garnered our attention and In Your Eyes, you know we are Simply The Best.
We Want To Hold Your Hand…with our handcuffs. You’re Still The One…for our jail. We Don’t Want You To Miss A Thing we have for you here. We would Walk 500 Miles and there Ain’t No Mountain High that would keep us from finding you, even if it would Take Our Breath Away.
We are Crazy For You to experience Valentine’s Day at our house. Everything We Do, We Do it For You. Our Hearts Will Go On despite this separation you’ve put between us. If You’re Not The One, why do we feel this way? Come back to us.
Your Chisago County Sheriff’s Office
The note, featuring popular love song titles tossed into the body of the text, is a fantastically humorous attempt to bring attention to the warrants for one Donald Mathew Rousseau in Chisago County.
Rousseau, according to the sheriff's office has multiple felony warrants, one for felony burglary in Chisago County, and another felony warrant out of another county in Minnesota.
Chisago County, along with the Wyoming Police Department are two of Minnesota's finest when it comes to doing their jobs in keeping their communities safe, but they are also great at running their social media accounts too.
Thanks to all those in the law enforcement community for putting it on the line each day, we all appreciate you.
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Iconic Mansion-Like Duluth Home Hits Market For Under $1 Million
The Congdon area of Duluth is full of rich history and iconic homes that are a reminder of Northland's past. While it's always fun to drive through the area and look at these mansion-like homes, it's not often they hit the market.
However, one such home did become available early 2022, hitting the market for with a listing price of $999,500.
This brick Congdon Estate, located at 2627 E. 7th Street in Duluth, was built in 1917 and totals 6,645 square feet. It features 5 bedroom and 5 baths.
Once you walk onto the restored concrete front porch and into the home, you'll love the hardwood floors, natural woodwork, oversized fireplace that sits in an immense living room, and the Master Suite with its own gas fireplace and a brick sun porch.
There's also a sunroom, formal dining room and an amazing kitchen which comes complete with commercial appliances and a full, original butler pantry/room.
The list of unique and gorgeous features goes on and on. Did I mention the home sits on a nice, big double lot complete with 3-car garage?
Take a look through this Congdon home, something tells me it won't be on the market long.