Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris!

Today is Chuck Norris' birthday! Believe it or not, he's 75. We've all undoubtedly seen a Chuck Norris movie and/or T.V. Show.  But he may be most famous for all the jokes and funny lines about him. Here are a few of my favorites...

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain."
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris does not read books. He stares at them until they give him the information he wants."

Those are just a VERY FEW of them.  What are your favorites?!

I feel quite honored just to be posting about Chuck Norris!

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